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CanadaXNaga!Reader- Why Would I Eat You?

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               *THIS IS NOT GONNA BE A LEMON! AND YOU ARE FEMALE!*   



       Canada walked through the jungle that was on the Island. He may have been one of the Allies but he wasn't really noticed. As he walked farther from the camp he heard a hissing sound. Canada held his bear closer as he looked around. Canada soon shook it off and continued walking into the forest. He soon started getting the feeling that he was being watched. A few moments later he saw a large snake slithering towards him. For Canada that was the last straw, he bolted forward and ran. The poor Nation ran till he tripped over a large tree root and fell into a pit. At first he was relieved. That was till he saw what was in the pit. What appeared to be hundreds of large Boas started hissing and coiling. Canada screamed, flailing his arms around and dropping Mr. kumajiro. Canada became so scared he began to black out. Before passing out he saw a strange human like figure...



                                 *YOUR P.O.V.*  





       Your slithered towards the young blonde and his bear. The poor fool had interrupted some Rainbow Boas while they were mating. You hissed, and told the Boas to stop, watching as they left the man and his bear. The bear cried out and tried to wake his master up before you unclasped your jaw and swallowed him alive. You weren't going to eat him, just let him stay inside till his owner woke up. You picked up the blonde and sighed before slithering back to your den. Your den was decorated with flowers, crystals, and other treasures. In truth, people had tried to rob you. You coiled your tail around they young male not squeezing him though and waited for him to wake up. In your opinion he was actually kind of cute. You stroke his blonde hair as he began to wake. The started to open his eyes and groan softly. He sat up slightly and stared at you in shock, like most humans did...



         Matthew blinked a few times and stared at a woman in front of him. That's when noticed the tail and the large bulge in her stomach. Matthew was about to screamed when something wrapped around his mouth. It was the girls gleaming tail. The female glared at him and sighed. "I swear, you humans annoy me sometimes. You should really know better then to disturb Rainbow Boas while they mate!" She grumbled as she took her tail off his mouth.


       "What did you do to Mr.kumajiro!?" Matthew cried out in a quiet yell.


       "Oh you mean your bear, he's just fine!" You replied unclasping your jaw and coughing him up. Matthew watched in horror as you did this. After Mr.Kumajiro got out he screamed and hid behind Matthew. Matthew trembled as slithered towards him.


        "Pl-Pl-Pl-Please d-d-don't eat m-m-m-me!" He stuttered over words.


        You started laughing, causing Matthew to give you a confused looked. "Eat you? Why would I eat you? You haven't done anything wrong! Do you know what would happen if I tried to eat you?" You asked him. The man shook his head no. "I would either explode or get major heart burn, plus I'm mostly a vegetarian! I don't eat anything meat related... Well sometimes I will eat fish, but not very often! You're so funny!" You giggled.


       "Th-Th-then, why did you swallow Mr.Kumajiro?" The male asked.


      "Oh, your bear. I was worried about him running away, so I swallowed him!" You smiled.


      "But what if he had gotten digested!?" The man shrieked.


      "Chill out, I can control my stomach acid! I took away all the acid in my stomach before I swallowed him! Plus, He could breathe perfectly fine! My god, you humans are crazy!" You grumbled once more.


      "O-O-Oh, By the way I'm Matthew. Matthew Williams and you are?" He asked.


      "Oh! How rude of me! I'm (Name) it's nice to meet you." You smiled shaking his hand.


       "I-I-I'm really sorry I disturb those snakes!" Matthew apologized.


       "Oh, it happens! You couldn't have known!" You smiled.


      "Uh, Thank you so much for saving me (Name)!" Matthew smiled.


     "It was nothing Matt!" You giggled and grabbed a (Fruit of choice) before handing him something as well. After a while of chatting and eating you told Matthew where the way back to his camp was.


      "U-uh, (Name)..." Matthew said nervously.


     "Y-yeah...?" You asked.


     "I was wondering... If I could stay with you for a while..." He asked looking away blushing.


      "Of course you can, but won't your friends worry?" You questioned.


      "Naw, they don't really know I exist actually..." Matthew replied.


      "Aw, that's so sad!" You say wrapping him into a hug, "Of course you can stay." You smile.




                           *A FEW MONTHS LATER*   





          Matthew convinced his boss to let him stay on the Island. Matthew built a lovely house and taught you many new things. Mr.Kumajiro wasn't too happy about this, but got over it.  



        You laid down squeezing out your eggs. You were going to have a few baby nagas. Matthew gripped you hand as you squeezed out the last of the eggs. You ended up laying 5 eggs. You laid back panting as the last egg came out. "Ugh! Matthew, I can't wait till our babies hatch!" You smiled.


      "Me too honey, me too..." Matthew smiled as you drifted off to sleep.


       A few months later you had 3 boys and 2 girls. They were all beautiful and looked like their father....  







                                 *THE END*
Yes you had Naga babies! I know it's fluffy and sucks! -_- Now I must got to my Emo Corner!
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Anyone else imagin Canada just starin at the eggs feeling extremely awkward that his babies are in eggs and will hatch like snakes instead of being born like humans?? Just imagine how weird that'd be! It'd be so awkward to the human but the Naga momma is just so happy and he's forcing himself not to rethink about his life and wtf is going on XD

Someone kill me